That's right. You're looking at, er, reading, the musings of a pure genius.
Today, I, pure genius, took Kyra to the beach. I slathered her up in some SPF50 sunscreen and sent her on her way to play.
I sat in the sun from noon until two. Just sat there. Yakking it up with a girl friend. Baking. And now I'm paying for it.
Because I'm a genius.