In light of the HATE MAIL I'm still receiving, and deleting (because when you start insulting the other commenters who don't agree with you by spewing nasty, naive and ignorant words their way, I will not stand for it), I thought I'd post the fortunes my family received with our Chinese supper. They seemed quite appropriate for today.
Mine: Reach for the high apples first, you can get the low ones anytime. And it's right. I could spit nasty words back to the haters but I'm better then that and I'm better then those negative people. I'm a good person and a GREAT parent. I know it, as do my family and friends and that's all that matters.
Jer: Talk is cheap, barbers give it away free with haircuts. We're not sure exactly why fate brought this to Jer. Maybe it meant to back up the first fortune? Maybe the Haters need to go get their hair cut...?
Kyra: The one good thing about repeating your mistakes is that you know when to cringe. Jer and I both got a good laugh about this one. We think it was quite appropriate for a 3 year old who is still learning right from wrong by testing boundaries.