I'll even give you guys some of my pregnancy symptoms (if that's what you call all the going- ons) if you like to go by old wives tales to figure these things out.
- I'm showing all in front.
- The Termite is low. Always jumping and kicking my bladder.
- I want to eat cold/cool foods. Cooked foods are only tolerated, never wanted.
- Fruits and vegetables must never run out in the crisper drawer.
- The sweeter, the better.
- My face only slightly resembles a pre-pubescent teenager. More achene then normal but not resembling a 15 year old boy.
Did that help any of you out? You can ask more questions, if you'd like, and I'll gladly answer non perverted inquires. (covering my bases there in case a creep is quietly stalking in the shadows and chooses now to make an appearance)
Humor me, will ya? Make a guess. And if you already know tell me what you thought or hoped it was before Friday came around.
You have between now and Monday evening to throw your answers out there.