Monday, July 21, 2008

Father/Daughter Conversations That Happen On A Regular Basis

Kyra, supposed to be asleep...
Kyra: DADDY!
Jer: What?
Kyra: I NEED TO TALK TO YOU!
Jer: What do you need?
Kyra: Horsey needs to be under the blanket. His feet are cold.

Kyra often refers to Jeremy as Monkey instead of Daddy...
Kyra: MONKEY!
Jer: What do you need?
Kyra: I NEED YOU TO WIPE MY BOTTOM!
She's been wiping her own bottom for months now, but when Monkey is home she needs his help and only his help. Which suits me just fine!

Notice how Kyra always shouts to Jeremy? Its as if he doesn't listen if she's not shouting. One day she'll realize Daddy usually doesn't listen to Mommy unless she's shouting too...
Kyra: DADDY!
Jer: What, baby?
Kyra: My bottom itches.
Jer: What do you want me to do about it?
Kyra: I need you to scratch it!
Jer: Um, no. You can scratch your own bottom...?

2 comments:

  1. HAHAHAHA .... so cute and innocent, isn't she? lol

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  2. this is awesome!!! I cannot wait for the day in which this happens to Frank, payback!!!

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