You Can Call Me The Potty Training Queen

Oh ya, that's right. Need your kid potty trained in 3 days or less? Send 'em to me, The Potty Training Queen.

Although I say that now, tomorrow morning will be the true test of whether or not this curly haired mop head (which, by the way you can totally blame on me because I have no idea what to do with curls) will be part of the uber exclusive Pee Pee in the Potty Club.

What do you have to do to get in this club you ask? Why, you have to run around without any bottoms on until you've proven you know how to use the potty in it's proper intended manner. When this has been accomplished you earn the right to wear panties.

Little Miss Rachel here, has earned the right to wear her panties today. Tomorrow morning, if we make it through church services and a proper hand off to her parents she will have officially entered The Club.

Just remember.... it is always the toddler's choice whether or not they stay in The Club. Lets hope Rachel makes the right decision.

With that... Good job Rachel, you've earned your panties!

Dear God,

Please don't make me eat my words in front of her mother. I'd appreciate it if you help me tomorrow the same way you helped with Kyra's first of many outings after joining The Club.

Much love,

Slave to the Mommy Trade