Jeremy's conversation with Kyra in Wal-Mart yesterday went something like this:
Jeremy: Kyra, wanna go with Daddy and look at computer magazines?
Kyra: Puter mag-zine. Daddy.
Me: You're not getting a computer magazine.
Jer: Sorry, Kyra. Mommy says we can't have one and Mommy's the boss.
Kyra: Mommy. Boss.
Jer: Yep, Mommy's the boss. Pecking order is God first, then Mommy, then Bishop and Cricket, then the toad down the road, then comes Daddy.
Kyra: Then cun Daddy.
Jer: That's right, then comes Daddy. Daddy's ahead of Kyra.