When a screaming child just won't shut the hell up, the first thing you try is ignoring them.
When that doesn't work, take several pictures in hopes the flash will distract them.
When that still doesn't solve the problem, add a good dose of shushing in the baby's ear and rhythmic bouncing to go along with the flashing camera.
The baby might just be distracted long enough to....
Swaddle their asses up tight and leave them in their bassinet to cry it out before they even know what hit them.
Its worked two days in a row now.