Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Kyra
and her puppy dog, Bishop.
Kyra loved her puppy dog so. He was, indeed, her best friend. She reigned havoc over her little puppy. Jumping on his back, pulling his ears, and dragging him around by the collar are just some of the ways she likes to "play" with her best friend.
To get back at Kyra, Bishop enjoys giving her a sloppy tongue bath.
During the slobber fest Kyra wiggles, screeches and pulls away.
But through all the commotion she makes, she also giggles with delight and, ultimately, asks for more.
There is another puppy dog in the story. Kyra wants so badly to be Cricket's bestest friend too. She enjoys chasing him around the house, attempting to drag him by his collar, and makes every effort to catch him off guard so she may jump on his back too. But Cricket is a smart one, he hides under the bed.
And under the bed is the one place Kyra hasn't been able to get to him. Yet, we all wait for the time to come where she realizes that she too can fit under the bed.
Until that time comes, you can usually find Kyra here, torturing-um, I mean playing with- her best friend Bishop the puppy dog.
And on the off chance she's taking a break from her best friend, she also enjoys demanding I take pictures of her. Occasionally, she'll even let her mother be in the picture with her.
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In other news, Jeremy actually apologized. Though it was at 6 o'clock this morning and I was half asleep, he said those wonderful words, I'm sorry I was a bear yesterday. And that was that.
Well, maybe not exactly. I think subconsciously I tried to get even with him. As he was strapping Kyra into her car seat in Wal-Mart's parking lot, I accidentally put the car in gear before I started it. Thank goodness the parking break was on as the car lurched forward just enough to smack his shoulder in the door frame before the engine cut.
I have to say once the Oh my gosh I'm sorry! wore off, I couldn't stop laughing so hard I was crying. I almost offed my husband and all I could do was giggle uncontrollably.
I'm a terrible person, I know.
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Did you guys know Garth Brooks has no butt? Like, seriously, his back just continues on down to his legs. I was watching his live concert on TV tonight and that was the first thing I noticed. He's not even a hottie in my book. Men's rear ends just happen to be one of the first features I notice.
Does that make me weird?
when i got to the picture of Cricket, i was laughing so hard that Sean had to ask why and i read him the story ... then Rachel had to come look at pictures. just thought i'd let you know that my family enjoyed the story too. :-)
ReplyDeleteand i'm glad you didn't actually kill him. cause then you wouldn't be moving the same place as us and Rachel and i would be lonely. :-P