tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36134786.post5767108363579745344..comments2023-04-15T05:21:32.614-05:00Comments on Slave to the Mommy Trade: My Little Girl is Growing Up and I'm Destined to Be An Oompa LoompaAliciahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03064122349886713927noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36134786.post-59490316269901657592010-10-24T15:57:33.479-05:002010-10-24T15:57:33.479-05:00Furthermore, if you don't want to be an oompa ...Furthermore, if you don't want to be an oompa loompa, you could always don a blue cape and go as the fairy godmother.Jennifer A.https://www.blogger.com/profile/01930885807899980528noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36134786.post-91093899812700369392010-10-24T15:56:38.330-05:002010-10-24T15:56:38.330-05:00Alicia, I am five inches taller than my mother, an...Alicia, I am five inches taller than my mother, and I have been since the fifth grade. That's what happens when you marry someone who is taller than you. You become the shortest person in the family in short order. The plus side is that once they surpass you, you can pass off all the jobs that require reaching (i.e. dusting, windows, getting stuff off the top shelf) simply by saying, "Hey, tall person," and it will get done.Jennifer A.https://www.blogger.com/profile/01930885807899980528noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36134786.post-2846325971800109142010-10-03T13:02:45.966-05:002010-10-03T13:02:45.966-05:00Ooh! What great options! I think I'll go wit...Ooh! What great options! I think I'll go with getting Kyra hooked on smoking. She may start to smell really, really bad but it seems like much less work then trying to bind her. LoL! Or just suck it up and embrace my short stature compared to Kyra's tallness!Aliciahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03064122349886713927noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36134786.post-54204137065564855372010-10-01T16:50:47.448-05:002010-10-01T16:50:47.448-05:00You have two options here: You could start binding...You have two options here: You could start binding her, kinda like the Chinese do to their feet but wrap up her whole body, or you could get her hooked on cigarettes to stunt her growth. <br /><br />Or you could do both!Lindseynoreply@blogger.com